I Don’t Need a Recipe Tea Towel – Funny Kitchen Decor Gift for Takeaway Lovers

🍕 I Don’t Need a Recipe Tea Towel – Funny Kitchen Decor Gift for Takeaway Lovers

🍔 Product Description:

Say goodbye to cooking stress and hello to laughs with this “I Don’t Need a Recipe, I Need Delivery” Tea Towel! Featuring a charming retro kitchen illustration and bold, playful lettering, this towel is perfect for foodies with a great sense of humour (and an even better takeaway habit).

Use it to dry dishes, hang as a funny decor piece, or gift to a friend who prefers pizza menus to cookbooks. It’s cheeky, practical, and totally relatable!

🧁 Design Features:

• Retro-style kitchen scene with mixer, stove, and teal cabinets
• Humorous quote: “I Don’t Need a Recipe, I Need Delivery”
• Bright, colourful, and detailed illustration
• Fade-resistant full-colour print

✅ Product Specs:

• Material: Soft, absorbent microfiber or poly-cotton blend
• Size: Approx. 40cm x 65cm
• Care: Machine washable – easy and durable
• Use: Great for decor, drying, or gifting

🎁 Perfect For:

• Takeout fans and kitchen avoiders
• Funny housewarming gifts
• Foodie friends and family
• Birthday, Mother’s Day or Christmas presents
• Kitchen humour lovers

📦 Shipping Details:

• Ships from the UK 🇬🇧
• Fast dispatch via Royal Mail
• Secure, eco-conscious packaging

🛒 Add humour to your kitchen or someone else’s – click “Buy It Now” and let delivery do the work!