Description
xFor the Chicken Lovers with a Sense of Humor 🐔🥚
Because let’s face it — chickens really are the pets that poop breakfast. Bring some farm-fresh laughs to your kitchen with this Funny Chicken Tea Towel. Featuring a rustic basket of eggs and a cheeky slogan, it’s the perfect mix of farmhouse charm and humor.
🌾 Why You’ll Love It:
- Hilarious “Chicken: The Pet That Poops Breakfast” design
- Made from soft, durable waffle weave microfiber
- Super absorbent and machine washable — ready for spills, dishes, and laughs
- Perfect for farmhouse kitchens, chicken keepers, and anyone who loves breakfast
- Makes a great hostess, birthday, or housewarming gift
Whether you’ve got backyard hens or just love a good egg joke, this towel will make your kitchen feel a little funnier (and cozier) every day.
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
- Farmhouse decor fans
- Chicken moms and backyard farmers
- Breakfast enthusiasts and home chefs
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter during morning coffee.
Shipping & Return
x📦 Shipping & Delivery
- Processing Time: 1–3 business days (personalised items may take 1–2 extra days).
- UK Standard Delivery: 2–4 business days.
- UK Express Delivery: 1–2 business days.
- International Shipping: 5–15 business days (cost calculated at checkout).
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